i am amazing in bed! find out if you are…

i got this from the boss and was actually nodding and nodding and smiling and smiling as i read what a sagittarius is.  it is actually a chain email and haven’t forwarded it to anyone else ( i actually don’t believe in chains), not yet, but for making me smile and nod, i will forward it to everyone else.

anyway, below is the horoscope for 2011 –  the year of the rabbit, err, actually it is mostly your traits – the good and the not so good.  have fun reading!

                     AN ACCURATE 2011 HOROSCOPE 

This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning . . . and it only gets worse from there.

ARIES – The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19) 
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 

TAURUS – The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) 
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 

GEMINI – The Twin (May 21 to June 20) 
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 

CANCER – The Beauty (June 21 to July 22) 
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 

LEO – The Lion (July 23 to August 22) 
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 

VIRGO – The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22) 
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 

LIBRA – The Lame One (September 23 to October 22) 
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 

SCORPIO – The Addict (October 23 to November 21) 
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad 
Luck if you do not forward. 

SAGITTARIUS – The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21) 
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 

CAPRICORN – The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) 
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some.  Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out 
To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 

AQUARIUS – Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18) 
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 

PISCES – The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20) 
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 

1 –   3 people   =  1 minute of luck 
4 –   7 people   =  1 hour of luck 
8 – 12 people   =  1 day of luck 
13 – 17 people   =  1 week of luck 
18 – 22 people   =  1 month of luck 
23 – 27 people   =  3 months of luck 
28 – 32 people   =  7 months of luck 
33 – 37 people   =  1 year of luck 
38   and more    =  a very lucky life!


whites in the middle of blues…

photo from http://marvinphytian.com

ironic how a day turns out. after a rough day last night, i woke up feeling good and hopeful.  after the short morning prayer and the morning mantra, i embrace the day with a smile.  driving to work, the sunshine broke through while the breeze made the air cooler.

i gave some thoughts what happened last night. it was the normal “being alone” stress.  when you crave for company – not of friends or family members – but romantic in nature, some of  the days are rough.  when i am through fighting the challenges the days give me, all i hope is a steady hand to hold me; when all of the day’ communications are of work, all i want are great conversations i can have with – of simple stuff and silly things; when the day had been so loud, i crave for comfortable silences and just feel of someone else’s presence. hmmm…haaayyyy…

like ted of how i met your mother, i sometimes ask – where is he now? _ my lobster, my other wing, my the one – and i only have one answer – he is on his way – maybe lost, got a speed bump or has been stalled totally – (by the mmda – and can’t get his way out… hahaha).  whatever it is, he is on his way or maybe not.  a friend had asked me if i had been entertaining thoughts about being single forever, and i readily said yes (my fingers are crossed though!) i am such an undecided mess ; ( 

like my friend, my boss always tell me that i might be single forever.  giving some thoughts about it, it is of course a possibility especially that i have not been dating or seeing someone for quite sometime now. back then i cringe to this idea, but i don’t anymore.  maybe i began to accept it or maybe because i am happily single now.

they say being alone is not a problem especially when you love the company of yourself.  and right now, i am in that place.  of course, going out with friends breaks the monotony of being with myself, but most often than not, i love going out with me.

as i turned left for the office’s gate, i brushed the thoughts off… i already put some minutes on it and i have to turn it off. i love the idea how the universe plays with my thoughts.  the universe they say is a generous one – whatever you put out there, it gives it back without hesitation. it is like a brochure where every options in life are written in there, and all you have to do is put a check on what you want.

as of now, i would like the universe to know that i am happilly single but has just checked the box where it is written – the one. ; )


these were the theme of the mass this morning.

what i particularly like about his sermon was that he was very witty and very amusing at the same time.  when the early morning cold on the 1st morning of january pulls you to be just on the bed cover instead on the middle pew of the church, his delivery on the three topics was just worth it.

i particularly like his views on the word “understand and appreciate”.  he pointed out that wives should, instead of nagging the husband when he comes late or even early in the morning drunk,  should appreciate that he came home safe.  she should ask how his day was and would like to ease up his hangover by wiping hot compress on his face.  this statement spawn nasty remarks from the wives in the church.  mom even remarked “nah, that souldn’t be”.. hahaha… father continued his sermon by saying that everyday we should understand people around.  one way of doing this is not just to understand but to stand under – meaning you put your feet on the shoes of others – and be more sensitive to their feelings and care.  i believe this exercise humbles and even generate gratitude.  it is not easy of course, but trying is a very strong word if you’re dedicated to it.  i believe the world needs this now – standing under.

and what would be a day without prayer.  to thank for. to ask for.

it’s the start of a brand new year!  let us continue to pray, start standing under and appreciate more.

happy new year!